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Undertaker Quotes by Mark Twain
- Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
- The business aspects of the Fourth of July is not perfect as it stands. See what it costs us every year with loss of life,…
- Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
- Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry
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- Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. — Mark Twain
- Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. — Mark Twain