"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that……" — Finley Peter Dunne
"Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts."
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Finley Peter Dunne
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51 Quotes by Finley Peter Dunne
Finley Peter Dunne has 51 quotes on this site.
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It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it.
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One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones…
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Meditation is a gift confined to unknown philosophers and cows. Others don't begin to think till they begin to talk…
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Vice goes along way towards making life bearable. A little vice now and then is relished by the best of…
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Don't jump on a man unless he is down.
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Most vegetarians I ever see looked enough like their food to be classed as cannibals.
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Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.
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The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
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I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription.
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If Christian scientists had more science and doctors more Christianity, it wouldn't make any difference which you called in -…
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A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is…
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Th' newspaper does ivrything f'r us. It runs th' polis foorce an' th' banks, commands th' milishy, controls th' ligislachure,…
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
— Aristotle
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— Xavier Becerra
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
— Brendan Behan
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
— Erma Bombeck
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
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