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In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to… — Dave Barry
After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression. — Dave Barry
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But… — Mark Twain
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts. Finley Peter Dunne There is… — Ovid
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so quick… — Robin Williams
Instead of water we got here a draught of beer, a lumberer's drink, which would acclimate and naturalize a man at once,-which would make him… — Henry David Thoreau
Six pints of bitter, said Ford Prefect. And quickly please, the world's about to end. — Douglas Adams
Fermentation and civilization are inseparable. — John Ciardi
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised… — Thomas de Quincey
All poets have signalized their consciousness of rare moments when they were superior to themselves, -when a light, a freedom, a power came to them… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
The danger of psychedelic drugs, the danger of mind-opening, the danger of consciousness expansion, the danger of inner discovery is a danger to the establishment. — Timothy Leary
Smoking dope and hanging up Che's picture is no more a commitment than drinking milk and collecting postage stamps. A revolution in consciousness is an… — John Kenneth Galbraith
I made the greater progress, from that clearness of head and quicker apprehension which generally attend temperance in eating and drinking. — Benjamin Franklin
As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice, not very different… — Barack Obama
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol. — W.C. Fields
Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol… — Nick Offerman
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and… — Bill Hicks
All political movements are basically anti-creative - since a political movement is a form of war. "There's no place for impractical dreamers around here," that's… — William S. Burroughs
I really believe we should treat marijuana the way we treat beverage alcohol. I've never used marijuana and I don't intend to, but it's just… — Pat Robertson
The federal war on drugs is a total failure... The federal government's going in there and overriding state laws... Why don't we handle the drugs… — Ron Paul
Festive alcohol sometimes leads to an excess of honesty. — John Donne
A lot of people don't know the brain is 85% water, so anything that dehydrates you like caffeine or alcohol is bad for the brain. — Daniel Amen
If a man rejoice not in his drinking, he is mad; for in drinking it's possible ... to fondle breasts, and to caress well tended… — Euripides
If alcohol is queen, then tobacco is her consort. It's a fond companion for all occasions, a loyal friend through fair weather and foul. — Luis Bunuel
An uncomfortable feeling is not an enemy. It's a gift that says, "Get honest; inquire." We reach out for alcohol, or television, or credit cards,… — Byron Katie

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