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The Internet is like alcohol in some sense. It accentuates what you would do anyway. If you want to be a loner, you can be… — Esther Dyson
Alcohol didn't cause the high crime rates of the '20s and '30s, Prohibition did. And drugs do not cause today's alarming crime rates, but drug… — James Carriger Paine
Alcohol is probably one of the greatest things to arrive upon the earth - alongside of me. — Charles Bukowski
Writing is a lonely job, unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach. — Emilio Estevez
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol and it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best
It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. — Jack Handey
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — W.C. Fields
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. — Groucho Marx
I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful;… — W.C. Fields
If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today,… — John Dingell
I don't believe anybody has a right to own any kind of a firearm. I believe in order to obtain a permit to own a… — John Silber
At Waco, was there really an urgency to get those people out of the compound at that particular time? Was the press going to make… — Clint Eastwood
Each child is poisoned by the society through teaching him ambition. Ambition is a poison far more dangerous than any alcohol can ever be, far… — Rajneesh
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Robert Downey, Jr.
I drank to be funny, or sexy. I drank because I was afraid or happy or sad, and I drank for anything that required emotional… — Lynda Bellingham
Christianity, alcohol the two great means of corruption. — Friedrich Nietzsche
But this people has deliberately made itself stupid, for nearly a millennium: nowhere have the two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity, been abused more… — Friedrich Nietzsche
Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries. — Luis Bunuel
Contemporary man is blind to the fact that, with all his rationality and efficiency, he is possessed by "powers" that are beyond his control. His… — Carl Jung
Alcohol kills slowly. Good, I'm in no hurry. — Coluche
When the wine is in, the wit is out. — Unknown Author
It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol. — Tom Papa
I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will… — George Carlin
It is 10 years since I used drugs or drank alcohol and my life has improved immeasurably. I have a job, a house, a cat,… — Russell Brand
We took the traditional lands and smashed the traditional way of life. We brought the disasters. The alcohol. We committed the murders. We took the… — Paul Keating

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