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A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate aside, "I am… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
The harsh, useful things of the world, from pulling teeth to digging potatoes, are best done by men who are as starkly sober as so… — H. L. Mencken
I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson
Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. — Giuseppe Garibaldi
What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get… — Jack Handey
Hefeweizen. Never drink something you can't spill. — Steve Miller
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. — Kin Hubbard
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion. — Ovid
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly. — Rita Rudner
A lot of victims, for example, have become addicted to alcohol and drugs. It seems to me that the church's healing ministry is going to… — Roger Mahony
According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, the first use of alcohol typically begins at age 12. — Xavier Becerra
And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, "What will you have to drink? Oh… — Betty Ford
And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink… — Alberto Juantorena
But when alcohol comes in, start running. Because there's a demon there, and it goes back to her childhood. — David Gest
Craft brewers are committed to promoting the safe and moderate consumption of their beverage, and work closely with their communities to prevent underage drinking and… — Sherwood Boehlert
Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive. — Kyan Douglas
For the same reason we don't allow kids to buy pornography, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy cigarettes, for the same… — Rod Blagojevich
Frankly, alcohol leads to a lot of other things when you start drinking at 12-years old. It is a big problem that needs to be… — Zach Wamp
I began drinking alcohol at the age of thirteen and gave it up in my fifty sixth year; it was like going straight from puberty… — George Montgomery
I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol. — Radha Mitchell
I don't want to get in a big, long discussion about right and wrong, but our company has been working on the issue of underage… — Pete Coors
I had such a wonderful life before drugs and alcohol abuse. I've got that life back now and plan to keep it. Maybe I had… — Harvey Martin
I know I was an alcoholic because I was preoccupied whether alcohol was going to be served or not. — Betty Ford
I think once I made up my mind that I was allergic to alcohol, and that's what I learned, it made sense to me. And… — Betty Ford
I think people tend to see the bigger point, which is maybe not fitting in and feeling like you didn't have the childhood that you… — Augusten Burroughs

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