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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. — Winston Churchill
Alcoholism is the disease of more. — Caroline Knapp
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. — Mitch Hedberg
My experience through life has convinced me that, while moderation and temperance in all things are commendable and beneficial, abstinence from spirituous liquors is the… — Robert E. Lee
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on. — Joe E. Lewis
Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it… — Mitch Hedberg
Children are often the silent victims of drug abuse. — Rick Larsen
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. — Seneca the Younger
Experimenting with drugs is like target practice where your head is the bull's-eye. — Michael Josephson
From the point of view of the pharmaceutical industry, the AIDS problem has already been solved. After all, we already have a drug which can… — Barbara Ehrenreich
I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other… — Abraham Lincoln
I will lift mine eyes unto the pills. Almost everyone takes them, from the humble aspirin to the multi-colored, king-sized three deckers, which put you… — Malcolm Muggeridge
If we can ... get them to understand that saying 'no' to drugs is rebelling against their parents and the generations of the past, we'd… — John Van de Kamp
Legalizing drugs would simultaneously reduce the amount of crime and raise the quality of law enforcement. Can you conceive of any other measure that would… — Milton Friedman
Most people aren't appreciated enough, and the bravest things we do in our lives are usually known only to ourselves. No one throws ticker tape… — Peggy Noonan
My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic? — Betty Ford
Seeing is believing to most families who have lived with a drinker. — Bill W.
Viagra is a drug, just like cocaine. It can cause you to become addicted. — Jackie Collins
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P.J. O'Rourke
Beware of anger. It is the most difficult to remove of all the hindrances. But it is the alcohol of the body, you know, and… — Margery Allingham
During the Civil War, on hearing complaints that Gen. Ulysses S. Grant drank alcohol to excess Find out what Grant drinks and send a barrel… — Abraham Lincoln
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol. — W.C. Fields
I can't stop once I've started.... it stings! — Jake Anderson
I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk. — John Huston
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can… — Unknown Author

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