"A man is never drunk if he can……" — Joe E. Lewis
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
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32 Quotes by Joe E. Lewis
Joe E. Lewis has 32 quotes on this site.
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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
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If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills.…
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I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his…
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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his…
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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything…
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Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
— Aristotle
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because…
— Michael Badnarik
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Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious…
— Michael Badnarik
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to…
— Dave Barry
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According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision…
— Xavier Becerra
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
— Brendan Behan
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
— Erma Bombeck
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
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