"If you drink like a fish, don't drive:…" — Joe E. Lewis
"If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim."
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Joe E. Lewis
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32 Quotes by Joe E. Lewis
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I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
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It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
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There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
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I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills.…
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I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his…
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Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
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You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his…
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They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything…
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Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
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