"If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt." — Dean Martin
"If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt."
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33 Quotes by Dean Martin
Dean Martin has 33 quotes on this site.
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Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.
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The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up,…
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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
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I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
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If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.
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I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.
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If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you…
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Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.
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I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.
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Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and…
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In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
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When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and…
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
— Aristotle
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because…
— Michael Badnarik
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Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious…
— Michael Badnarik
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to…
— Dave Barry
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According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision…
— Xavier Becerra
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
— Brendan Behan
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
— Erma Bombeck
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
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