Funny Sarcastic Quotes

23 quotes by 23 authors

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. — Jimmy Breslin
Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror. — William S. Burroughs
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. — Lord Byron
I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. — Jim Carrey
Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off. — Raymond Chandler
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during… — Winston Churchill
If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control… — Dick Gregory
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. — Sammy Davis, Jr.
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the contrary,… — Marguerite Duras
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields
When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then… — Ernest Hemingway
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. — Carl Jung
I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me… — Kim Kardashian
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. — Dean Martin
As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds,… — Dee Dee Myers
Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. — Friedrich Nietzsche
As we celebrate Recovery Month, it is time for Congress to knock down the barriers to treatment and recovery for 26 million Americans suffering the… — Jim Ramstad
Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person. — Marilyn vos Savant
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. — George Bernard Shaw
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. — Frank Sinatra

Who Wrote These Funny Sarcastic Quotes

23 authors contributed a total of 23 Funny Sarcastic Quotes as follows: