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Hunter S. Thompson has 439 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Get out of control, but appear under control. It?s not bad to alarm other people, though ? it?s good for them.
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Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor…
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Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We…
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There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around…
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Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!
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I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still…
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They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated…
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In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
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We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and - in spite of True Romance magazines - we shall all someday look…
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Not a wasted word. This has been a main point to my literary thinking all my life.
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No one holds command over me. No man. No god. No Prince. What is a claim of age for ones who are…
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Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with…
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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.
— Jimmy Breslin
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Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
— William S. Burroughs
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
— Lord Byron
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I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
— Jim Carrey
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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the…
— Raymond Chandler
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if…
— Winston Churchill
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the…
— Dick Gregory
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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
— Sammy Davis, Jr.
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Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man.…
— Marguerite Duras
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
— W.C. Fields
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When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it…
— Ernest Hemingway
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Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.
— Carl Jung
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