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- When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. — Jimmy Breslin
- Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror. — William S. Burroughs
- Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. — Lord Byron
- I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful. — Jim Carrey
- Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the… — Raymond Chandler
- My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if… — Winston Churchill
- If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the… — Dick Gregory
- Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. — Sammy Davis, Jr.
- Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man.… — Marguerite Duras
- A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. — W.C. Fields
- When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it… — Ernest Hemingway
- Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. — Carl Jung