Dean Martin Quotes

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• Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.
• The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a…
• When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
• I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
• If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.
• I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.
• If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you know I drink because my…
• Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.
• I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.
• Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you…
• In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
• When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't.…
• Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the…
• When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.
• Haven't got a girl, but I can wish. So I'll take me down to Main Street and that's where I'll select my imaginary dish.
• Brother, you can't go to jail for what you're thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls…
• With his blessings from above, serve it generously with love. One man, one wife, one love, through life.
• The world is the same you never change it, as sure as the stars shine above. Well, you're nobody til somebody loves you, so find…
• Love is a flower that blooms so tender, each kiss a dew drop of sweet surrender. Love is a moment of life enchanting, let's take…
• Return to me, for my heart wants you only. Hurry home, hurry home, won't you please hurry home to my heart.

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