Best Dean Martin Quotes
- If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. Alcohol
- I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant'. Children
- I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. Beer
- There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. Better
- The reason I drink is because when I'm sober I think I'm Eddie Fisher. Drink
- There'll be lots of tears plus some happy years. And you'll add my heart to your souvenirs. But loving you was my mistake. But I'll… Add
- I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. All
- I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day. All