"There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the……" — Dean Martin
"There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does."
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33 Quotes by Dean Martin
Dean Martin has 33 quotes on this site.
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Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.
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The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up,…
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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.
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I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.
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If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.
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I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.
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If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let'em. That's how I got here you…
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Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.
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I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.
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Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and…
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In a tuxedo, I'm a star. In regular clothes, I'm a nobody.
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When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and…
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