Putdowns Quotes

33 quotes by 27 authors

I'm as pure as the driven slush. — Tallulah Bankhead
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?' — John Cleese
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees. — Joan Rivers
Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? — Milton Berle
I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to knock me off.… — Lennox Lewis
NVC shows us a way of being very honest, but without any criticism, insults, or putdowns, and without any intellectual diagnosis implying wrongness. — Marshall B. Rosenberg
Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you… — Dean Martin
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. — Phyllis Diller
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. — Bob Hope
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. — Dean Martin
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. — Dean Martin
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. — Groucho Marx
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. — Groucho Marx
I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. — Charles Dickens
He's done more U-turns than a dodgy plumber. — Iain Duncan Smith
She's got a great looking husband, a little boy and all the money in the world. She hasn't got the looks, but you can't have… — Jordan
I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. — Bette Davis
Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband. — John Parrott
He must be the only man alive who can eat an apple through a tennis racket. — Gary Lineker

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