"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing…" — Abraham Lincoln

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• The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
• Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs. — Desi Arnaz
• It is a sign of a dull nature to occupy oneself deeply in matters that concern the body; for instance,… — David Bailey
• A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
• Patriarchy is impotent and qualitatively unable to solve even the most simple problems in the cosmos such as picking up… — Roseanne Barr
• I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me… — James M. Barrie
• Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
• You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float. — John Barrymore
• A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. — James Beard
• I am a drinker with writing problems. — Brendan Behan
• Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley
• Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony. — Robert Benchley

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