Putdowns Quotes
- He'd make a lovely corpse. — Charles Dickens
- Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour. — George Best
- Kelsey Grammer has launched his own website to refute stories about him in the tabloids. — Andy Waits
- While he was talking at Baylor University, President Bush said, Times are kind of tough. He also pointed out that Bill Gates is kind of… — Andy Waits
- The best ears of our lives. — Milton Berle
- The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time. — Bob Monkhouse
- She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet. — Julie Andrews
- Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.' — Jay Leno
- He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald. — Marlon Brando
- Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese. — Billy Wilder
- Some refer to it as a cultural Chernobyl. I think of it as a cultural Stalingrad. — JGBallard
- I'm a one-man idiot. — Eddie Izzard
- The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a poker gives off the occasional signs of warmth. — Benjamin Disraeli