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• I'm as pure as the driven slush. — Tallulah Bankhead
• If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?' — John Cleese
• She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees. — Joan Rivers
• Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? — Milton Berle
• I am definitely not scared of Mike Tyson. I am at the top of the food chain and he is looking to… — Lennox Lewis
• NVC shows us a way of being very honest, but without any criticism, insults, or putdowns, and without any intellectual diagnosis implying… — Marshall B. Rosenberg
• Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all… — Dean Martin
• He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers. — Phyllis Diller
• When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in. — Bob Hope
• If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? — Abraham Lincoln
• I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up. — Dean Martin
• There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does. — Dean Martin

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