"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow……" — Robert Benchley

"I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."

— Robert Benchley

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87 Quotes by Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley has 87 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before…
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the…
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.
Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling just a bit unchivalrous.
After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get a new…

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom… — Roseanne Barr
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially… — Dave Barry
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,… — Brendan Behan
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. — Ingrid Bergman

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