"Don't eat me. I have a wife and…" — Dan Castellaneta
"Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
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45 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta
Dan Castellaneta has 45 quotes on this site.
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
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Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired…
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There is no strong beer, just weak men
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If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
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If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such…
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Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a…
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After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have…
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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my…
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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the…
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I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as…
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The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions…
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I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink…
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
— Lucille Ball
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I love food and feel that it is something that should be enjoyed. I eat whatever I want. I just…
— Tyra Banks
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In the hospital, I promised myself that I ever walked again, that I would eat well and swim every day.
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I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every…
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Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California…
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I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat.…
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
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I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't, I just feel I cannot…
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I don't drink milk, and I don't eat bread, pasta or rice. But I eat a lot of meat, chicken,…
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