"I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light…" — Jennifer Rardin

"I'm sure it's nothing switching to a light beer won't cure."

— Jennifer Rardin

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46 Quotes by Jennifer Rardin

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All you can do is hang in there and hope you don't get motion sickness and puke all over the…
I'm just being practial. I knew someday I might have to bare my throat to you. Pete and I discussed…
Excellent." As soon as Bergman left earshot Vayl said, "I am going to buy you some pom-poms and a short…
It looks as if I was thinking what you were thinking." "Actually, you weren't. I was really thinking I needed…
I like these boots," I told Vayl. "Do you think they'd sell them to me cheap? I keep ruining mine."…
He stepped colser. Looked deep into my eyes. Hesitated a millisecond, and then dove in. "I think I'm falling in…
So... you're an assassin?" Dave asked incredulously. "Why do I feel like you'd have used the same tone if I'd…
Do you even know what hammerd means?" I asked. "Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a…
The padlock clicked open. A voice soundingoddly like South Parks's Cartman echoed through my quivering brain. Goddammit!
Vayl, this is not a pleasant moment for me," I confessed. "No?" "Locked in a windowless, doorless room with a…
Have you dared to eat my son?" I laughed. Actually, it started out as more of a giggle that grew.…
Hey, if you decided to tear up the town, you can always use the leftover bread from my breakfast in…

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
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A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially… — Dave Barry
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? — Henry Ward Beecher
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,… — Brendan Behan
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. — Robert Benchley
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry. — Robert Benchley

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