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Shit Quotes by Nishan Panwar
- There is only two kind of person in this world One who used others as shit and Second who talks like shit.
- To the lying Drama Queens - sorry Hollywood rejected you but I don't wanna hear your shit either!
- Life is not about showing up at the grave in a nice preserved body...it's about sliding in at the last second all banged up yelling…
- I thought eyelashes were meant to keep shit out of your eye, but half the time if there's anything in my eye it's a fucking…
- Life is like a roll of tissue paper. We never know how much we've wasted 'til we get to the end. Hope that when we…
- People who talk shit are reincarnated as toilet paper.
- Tries really hard to live up to everyone's expectations, but there comes a point when I just don't give a shit anymore.
- Your my...B.F.F.L.N.M.W.S.H=best friend for life no mater what shit happends!
- Let's try.. I Knew This Shit Was Going To Happen for $500, please...
- You scare the shit out of me... because I know you can be out of my life as fast as you came into it.
- No matter how old you get, jumping in a puddle with your rain boots is still the shit.
- Why is it people are quick to ask for your help but when you need their help they're suddenly too busy to give a shit?
- Some people say when life hands you lemons, make lemonade? What if life hands you a pile of shit, what are you supposed to make…
- Shit happens, you just wipe your ass and move on.
- Just because I smile and nod does not mean I believe the bull shit coming out of your mouth.
- When life throws a pile of shit at you, scoop it up, make fertilizer and use it to grow something new.
- I've come to the conclusion that people who talk shit will be reincarnated as toilet paper...
- I don't give a shit anymore, think what you think, believe what you want, but remember I cared when no one else did.
More Shit Quotes
- Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad. — Lyndon B. Johnson
- The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great… — Ernest Hemingway
- Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart… — Good Will Hunting
- I'm still an artist. I'm never gonna do a shit movie, because I've got my modeling to support me. — Milla Jovovich
- I'm going to do damage with it. I'll make sure that my work gets out. That no publisher will ever be able… — Michael Moore
- What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's… — Mitch Hedberg
- I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad. — Lyndon B. Johnson
- Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Can't nobody fly with all that shit. Wanna fly, you got… — Toni Morrison
- I am ready for whatever's coming. I expect nothing but to be let down or turned away. I am alone. Goddamn. The… — Henry Rollins
- The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort… — Ernest Hemingway
- Inch by inch , Play by Play . Till we are finished .. We are in hell right now .. Believe me… — Salma Rodriguez
- I know I said I was over you. Did you honestly believe me? Did you really think I could just forget everything… — Kaylee Smicklo