Shit Quotes

2385 quotes by 1126 authors

Just keep moving forward and dont give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you. — Orebela Gbenga
I just got a tattoo of a toilet on my chest, when I take off my shirt you better recognize that I'm the shit. — Nikhil Saluja
Makeup sex: when I 'make up' some shit like, girl I still love you just so I can fuck. — Nikhil Saluja
DO NOT ask her to send you a picture. Girls hate that shit. If she likes you enough she'll do it on her own. — Nikhil Saluja
Look what I found on urban dictionary about my name lol this is true hehe. Brianna Someone who is hot, nice,tappable, sexy, and a great… — Brianna Ramos
Shit stains are underwear's dirty little secrete. — Nikhil Saluja
Walked into the restroom right after Jesus took a dump. All I can say is HOLY SHIT! — Nikhil Saluja
I tried starting a career in Porn but it didn't last. That shit is some stiff competition. — Nikhil Saluja
My mom at night: Goodnight my love, sweet dreams. In the morning: WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT — Nikhil Saluja
Fuck it. Shit happens — All
My favorite game is shit I lost my phone in my blankets where the fuck did it go — Nikhil Saluja
Open ya book, chapter begin all black k, mac wit a fin, shit go blat get back its a wrap fall back homeboy take dat… — Reed
Drank in my cup, hope this shit don't spill. Pull up in the new edition and that's word to Johnny Gill. — Drake
Kill people, burn shit, fuck school! — Ofwgkta
Its so annoying when you're fed up with someones shit but you dont want to start something so you have to pretend that you dont… — Nikhil Saluja
Sometimes you dont have to give a shit about fake things(: — Fuck Yea
Ill be honest with you if you were to ask me when was the last time I cried I'd say last night simply cause it… — Talyiah
Twitter really is the funniest, most addictive, non-productive shit ever. — Nikhil Saluja
Like a green fly, A critic is an irritation. To prove I'm the shit, I am their temptation. — Juju
Mom? Was I adopted..? Shit, like I'd have picked you XDDDD OMG my mom is so funny :D But she was kidding :D I love… — MOM

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