Shit Quotes

2385 quotes by 850 authors

Once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write super girl on her arm since I was the only kid who could write so I… — Unknown Author
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEYARD. hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit . — Unknown Author
I am strong because I DONT GIVE A FUCK, Cause I dont give a shit about what you think, Im my own one man army… — Timothy Ashmore
Im a lover and a fighter. I get angry easily but I'm working on it. I party, sleep and think too much, but I get… — Superman
All these ratchet hoes say I ain't shit Well, at least I ain't broke ho — AlexGman
I may act like an idiot . speak like stupid and think like shit but still I know how to love seriously — Clevelle
I had nothing to lose, but something to gain. If I made an album for me and it was to my satisfaction, then I succeeded.… — Eminem
I smile and act like nothing is wrong sometimes,it's called dealing with shit and staying strong. — Nikkie Mae
You keep hiding from shit in the world, and eventually the world comes to your front door. — Randoish
Sex? With no condom? Yeah, it might feel good. Yeah, you gon' love it at the moment. Oh, you woke up? Feeling sick? Puking like… — Unknown Author
Whores talk shit because they think they know you, truth is, if you had a dick they'd be the first to blow you — Ana Chable
THE SAME PEOPLE WHO JUDGE YOU ARE THE SAME ONES WHO AREN'T DOING A DAM THING FOR YOU. THEIR OPINION DON'T MEAN SHIT. — Unknown Author
Can you feel it ? the dead weight of your legs from the sleeping pills, the dizziness from the alcohol, the soft throbbing of your… — Unknown Author
I wanna date someone and live with them in a shitty apartment but be happy about it because we are happy together and we can… — Unknown Author
Inhale the good shit exhale the bullshit. — Mayma
Its kinda messed up, isn't it? how all of a sudden, someone wakes up and decides to never talk to you again, no reason, no… — Ana Chable
You keep so much shit from me and then you get mad when I don't tell you things — Jessi
I smile through all the shit you ever gave me — Jessi
Idgaf about you or the shit you put me through — Jessi
YOU'RE A FUCKING GROWN ASS WOMEN! AND YOU MADE MY SISTER CRY! OKAY,BITCH!WE ARE GOING TO HAVE WORDS! YOU WAIT! I NOT FUCKING KIDDING WITH… — Jazzy

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