"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come……" — Megan Fox

If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food.… - Megan Fox

"If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart. My wardrobe on Transformers always smells like farts, and I have no idea why."

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The woman who loves always smells good. — Remy de Gourmont
Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it. — Jonathan Carroll
Stevie Wonder always smells so good... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away! — Gloria Estefan
The body of a dead enemy always smells sweet. — Vespasian
Remember, gentlemen, what a Roman emperor said: The corpse of an enemy always smells sweet. — Napoleon Bonaparte
A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you… — Sophie Kinsella
My husband always smells good to me. — Jessica Capshaw

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