Like Chinese Quotes

14 quotes by 14 authors

• If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And… — Megan Fox
• Algebra looked like Chinese characters to me, and I could never get into reading Shakespeare. I just did not get it. — Tommy Hilfiger
• Hot Plants enhance sexual experience. They increase sensitivity and make sex more urgent. Men get better erections. Women benefit, too. Your orgasms are like Chinese… — Chris Kilham
• The human species has all but lost its heart; we gave it up for the illusionary fruits of the material world. But a life without… — Marianne Williamson
• I never bought a stock in my life. I don't understand it. To me it is like Chinese. — Lorraine Bracco
• I've done some collaborations which have ended up like Chinese whispers, but the most successful was with Tilda Swinton... Together we transcended our previous work… — Cornelia Parker
• A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger, else it must be pressed small, like Chinese feet; her happiness is to… — George Eliot
• I never want to feel like I've achieved my goal. It's like Chinese farmers. They never admit that it's a good season. They feel like… — Heath Ledger
• Latin food suffers like Chinese. You can do marginal Chinese and be successful. You can do crappy Mexican and be packed. — Aaron Sanchez
• It is an impressively arrogant move to conclude that just because you don’t like something, it is empirically not good. I don’t like Chinese food,… — Tina Fey
• Not like Chinese food, where you eat it and then you feel hungry an hour later. — Ray Liotta
• Marriage is like chinese character for person(Ren) that consist of two sticks support each other — Chinese Proverb
• I'm always in the hood like Chinese wings. — Jadakiss
• The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that the reason for this… — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Like Chinese Quotes

14 authors contributed a total of 14 Like Chinese Quotes as follows:

• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Megan Fox
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Tommy Hilfiger
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Chris Kilham
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Marianne Williamson
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Lorraine Bracco
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Cornelia Parker
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by George Eliot
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Heath Ledger
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Aaron Sanchez
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Tina Fey
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Ray Liotta
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Chinese Proverb
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Jadakiss
• 1 Like Chinese Quote by Nikhil Saluja