Always Smells Quotes

8 quotes by 8 authors

• If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And… — Megan Fox
• The woman who loves always smells good. — Remy de Gourmont
• Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it. — Jonathan Carroll
• Stevie Wonder always smells so good... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away! — Gloria Estefan
• The body of a dead enemy always smells sweet. — Vespasian
• Remember, gentlemen, what a Roman emperor said: The corpse of an enemy always smells sweet. — Napoleon Bonaparte
• A man will never love you or treat you as well as a store. If a man doesn’t fit, you can’t exchange him seven days… — Sophie Kinsella
• My husband always smells good to me. — Jessica Capshaw

Who Wrote These Always Smells Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 8 Always Smells Quotes as follows:

• 1 Always Smells Quote by Megan Fox
• 1 Always Smells Quote by Remy de Gourmont
• 1 Always Smells Quote by Jonathan Carroll
• 1 Always Smells Quote by Gloria Estefan
• 1 Always Smells Quote by Vespasian
• 1 Always Smells Quote by Napoleon Bonaparte
• 1 Always Smells Quote by Sophie Kinsella
• 1 Always Smells Quote by Jessica Capshaw