Their Pants Quotes

32 quotes by 29 authors

Once and for all the idea of glorious victories won by the glorious army must be wiped out. Niether side is glorious. On either side… — Peter Weiss
Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest — Adam Sandler
In baseball, there is something electrifying about the big leagues. I had read so much about (Stan) Musial, (Ted) Williams and (Jackie) Robinson. I had… — Hank Aaron
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants… — Margot Leitman
Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down — Dion Dublin
What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise. — Robert Scheer
We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make… — Ade Edmondson
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire — Jerry Seinfeld
Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants. — Chad Knaus
You can't teach an ear, you can't teach talent, but you can teach people who have those things not to just fly by the seat… — Marya Hornbacher
Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get. — Gary McCord
Spend some time observing babies. They don't work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore… — Wayne Dyer
Look at all those American preachers who got caught with their pants down. They say one thing and they are doing another. I try to… — Steve Coogan
Every year, at 8:00 PM on the second Saturday of July, hundreds of people gather along a section of Los Angeles rail track to drop… — James Frey
Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy? — James Dashner
All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? C'mon. Admit it." He raised his hand. I know I did and I'm wolf… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? Câ€™mon. Admit it. I know I did and Iâ€™m wolf enough to own it.â€… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers! — Faith Hunter
IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather. "You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh… — Terry Pratchett
Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the… — Alan K. Simpson

Who Wrote These Their Pants Quotes

29 authors contributed a total of 32 Their Pants Quotes, led by these top contributors: