Their Pants Quotes
32 quotes by 29 authors
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Once and for all the idea of glorious victories won by the glorious army must be wiped out. Niether side is glorious. On either side…
— Peter Weiss
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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest
— Adam Sandler
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In baseball, there is something electrifying about the big leagues. I had read so much about (Stan) Musial, (Ted) Williams and (Jackie) Robinson. I had…
— Hank Aaron
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St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit with their pants…
— Margot Leitman
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Aston Villa have literally metaphorically had their pants pulled down
— Dion Dublin
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What passes for investigative journalism is finding somebody with their pants down - literally or otherwise.
— Robert Scheer
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We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make…
— Ade Edmondson
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If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire
— Jerry Seinfeld
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Drivers are pretty well set, but crew chiefs, they change their business cards like they change their pants.
— Chad Knaus
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You can't teach an ear, you can't teach talent, but you can teach people who have those things not to just fly by the seat…
— Marya Hornbacher
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Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.
— Gary McCord
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Spend some time observing babies. They don't work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore…
— Wayne Dyer
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Look at all those American preachers who got caught with their pants down. They say one thing and they are doing another. I try to…
— Steve Coogan
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Every year, at 8:00 PM on the second Saturday of July, hundreds of people gather along a section of Los Angeles rail track to drop…
— James Frey
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Anybody else wanna pee their pants and cry for mommy?
— James Dashner
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All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? C'mon. Admit it." He raised his hand. I know I did and I'm wolf…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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All right, everyone. Fess up. Who just shat in their pants? C’mon. Admit it. I know I did and I’m wolf enough to own it. 
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Admitting that Katie had taken too much blood was on par with saying an adult human had pooped their pants or eaten their own boogers!
— Faith Hunter
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IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather. "You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh…
— Terry Pratchett
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Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pants with their cap on backward, listening to the…
— Alan K. Simpson
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