"Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink…" — Pacifiersucker
"Math and alcohol don't mix. Please don't drink and derive."
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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