"Math questions are so stupid! Theyre like If……" — Scott
"Math questions are so stupid! Theyre like If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have? Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?"
More Bottles Quotes
- I'm a father. It isn't just my life any more. I don't want my kid finding bottles in the house… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I think love can come fairly easily and grow - but really liking the core essence of someone is a… — Eric Bana
- A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. — Charles Baudelaire
- I pray on the principle that wine knocks the cork out of a bottle. There is an inward fermentation, and… — Henry Ward Beecher
- I continue to work on plays, but I've always felt that you could put a note in a bottle and… — Lewis Black
- I have six-year-old fans that weren't even around for 'Genie in a Bottle' or even 'Fighter.' — Christina Aguilera
- I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. — Charles Bronson
- To me, I think people who don't think it's a big deal to toss a plastic bottle in the garbage… — Sophia Bush
- I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of… — Drew Carey
- If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,'… — Adam Carolla
- Meeting Franklin Roosevelt was like opening your first bottle of champagne; knowing him was like drinking it. — Winston Churchill
- I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and… — Diablo Cody