Drinking Problem Quotes

18 quotes by 18 authors

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done. — Brian Clough
Our children don't have to have drinking problems. They don't have to go through divorce or live defeated lives. You can be the one to… — Tim Storey
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy… — George Jones
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns
I'd read somewhere that nine out of ten adults in Alaska had a drinking problem. I could believe it. Snow, ice, sleet, wind, the dark… — T.C. Boyle
It's a lot more fun for actors to cry and rant and rave, or have a drug problem or a drinking problem. — Jerry Orbach
I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink. — Tom Waits
I'm glad I don't have a drinking problem,' I confided, 'because I don't think I'd ever be able to quit. — Michael J. Fox
So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life? Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem. — Dorothy Parker
He took a long drink, then grimaced. â€œI do not have a drinking problem,â€ he announced, his voice needlessly loud. â€œI have a Churchillian relationship… — John Green
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Babloo
(Revealing she once had a drinking problem while waiting for her career to take off) It was really difficult, drinking became a problem. It got… — Katy Perry
Girls like this dont approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a drinking problem... I have the upper body strength of… — Pretty Little Liars
By no means do I have a drinking problem. Yes, I do drink. I especially love a glass of red wine with Italian food. I… — Danielle Fishel
Math questions are so stupid! Theyre like If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have? Oh… — Scott
Cats have it made. They walk around naked and everyone thinks they're adorable. But if I walk around naked, I have a drinking problem. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Drinking Problem Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 18 Drinking Problem Quotes as follows: