Funny Facebook Quotes
42 quotes by 30 authors
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Switch on your television to watch how I kicked his ass via catoon network
— Jegede Abiodun
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Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
— Savannah J
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Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box.
— Blondie:)
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Blessed it the man that think less about facebook and twitter; for he shall sleep without been disturb.
— Juniorjk
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They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? -
— Babloo
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Racism is when u select ur white shirts to wash first before the black ones,SAY NO to RACISM, wash them together
— Sweetner
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The reason why many people like facebook is just becouse they want to compare their faces with their friend'sfaces and try to impress with many…
— Cedric
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Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun?
— Unknown Author
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— Wiz Khalifa
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Don't You see on Facebook , People Type All Fancy in thier Status's
— Nastajalexi
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I understand Food Stamps are for people who can't afford food. I can't afford gas. Where is my fuel stamps?
— Bennie Cleavland
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Dear Wind, My House Does Not Need A Blow Job. K. Thx.
— Mandii Campbell
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When it comes to sweat, I really stink.
— Joe Sewell
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Sometimes it feels as if I'm in a fantasy world, then I realize I'm still logged into Facebook
— Tru Muse
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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
— Hannah
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Avoiding the risk of going to some phycho ward I keep quiet around strangers.
— Siyasanga Tshemese
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That momment when you're in class not paying attention in the teacher calls on you to read , But you don't no where they're at…
— Unkwon
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Adele might set fire to rain... but SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!!!!
— Heather :)
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*FIRE ALARM.* TEACHER:
— Saul Rodriguez
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When a friend offers you food, all trust is lost. ME:
— Saul Rodriguez
Who Wrote These Funny Facebook Quotes
30 authors contributed a total of 42 Funny Facebook Quotes, led by these top contributors: