Funny Facebook Quotes

42 quotes by 30 authors

Switch on your television to watch how I kicked his ass via catoon network — Jegede Abiodun
Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire. — Savannah J
Keep your issues in your tissue box, and learn how to keep them out of your status box. — Blondie:)
Blessed it the man that think less about facebook and twitter; for he shall sleep without been disturb. — Juniorjk
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug? - — Babloo
Racism is when u select ur white shirts to wash first before the black ones,SAY NO to RACISM, wash them together — Sweetner
The reason why many people like facebook is just becouse they want to compare their faces with their friend'sfaces and try to impress with many… — Cedric
Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun? — Unknown Author
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Don't You see on Facebook , People Type All Fancy in thier Status's — Nastajalexi
I understand Food Stamps are for people who can't afford food. I can't afford gas. Where is my fuel stamps? — Bennie Cleavland
Dear Wind, My House Does Not Need A Blow Job. K. Thx. — Mandii Campbell
When it comes to sweat, I really stink. — Joe Sewell
Sometimes it feels as if I'm in a fantasy world, then I realize I'm still logged into Facebook — Tru Muse
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed. — Hannah
Avoiding the risk of going to some phycho ward I keep quiet around strangers. — Siyasanga Tshemese
That momment when you're in class not paying attention in the teacher calls on you to read , But you don't no where they're at… — Unkwon
Adele might set fire to rain... but SpongeBob can make a campfire under water!!!! — Heather :)
*FIRE ALARM.* TEACHER: — Saul Rodriguez
When a friend offers you food, all trust is lost. ME: — Saul Rodriguez

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