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- Just me or is waking up at 3am and trying to read a text message is like looking directly into the sun?
- I understand Food Stamps are for people who can't afford food. I can't afford gas. Where is my fuel stamps?
- Dear Wind, My House Does Not Need A Blow Job. K. Thx.
- When it comes to sweat, I really stink.
- I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach.
- Best answer for everything in life.. ROMANTIC!!.. you like something don't like something, you have nothing to say. how romantic!
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