Best Funny Facebook Quotes
- It used to be, Can I have your number? Now it's, Do you have Facebook :D :D — Arjun Loveable
- I have FAD ~ Facebook Addiction Disorder — Arjun Loveable
- The sexual tension bus drivers have, as they pass another bus driver. — Amber Rose Whitaker
- I admit it guys in v-necks look sexy af. But when it goes all the way to his belly button...Nigga u gay! O_e — Alexia
- Facebook should win an Emmy for Best Daytime dramas. — Laura S
- Ya think we like to sing in the shower because we all just like a good soap opera? — Laura S
- When a girl says Have Fun what she really means is I hope you have a really shitty time without me. — Ryan Lewer
- Making it to Saturday is my greatest accomplishment this week. — Ryan Lewer
- Tee-Bagging someone on COD after you kill them to show them who's boss. — Ryan Lewer
- Omg that's a pretty picture of you! How long did it take to edit? — Ryan Lewer
- If youre one of those people who say quote, unquote more than once a day, I hate you — Ryan Lewer
- People say you can't live without love I think oxygen is more important — China Bee
- I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach. — Unknown Author
- Best answer for everything in life.. ROMANTIC!!.. you like something don't like something, you have nothing to say. how romantic! — Zabi
- Math questions are so stupid! Theyre like If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have? Oh… — Scott
- The probability of someone watching you is propotional to the stupidity of your action.. — Sachithra
- How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.. — Sachithra