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Baby Quotes by Dave Barry
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm…
- If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find…
- The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man…
- My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're doing, as is…
- Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all…
- Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your child." MY child…
- You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging…
- Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably Have around the Home.
- Babies are equipped at birth with a number of instinctive reflexes and behavior patterns that cause them to spend their first several years trying to…
- Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which…
- The method (of learning Japanese) recommended by experts is to be born as a Japanese baby and raised by a Japanese family, in Japan. And…
- If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This…
- The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most…
More Baby Quotes
- Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like that, big… — David Attenborough
- A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. — Enid Bagnold
- There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it. — James A. Baldwin
- I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.' — Tyra Banks
- It's not like I want to hop on a bandwagon, because I said it 15 years ago - bringing a child into… — Tyra Banks
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -… — Dave Barry
- I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your… — Drew Barrymore
- There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging… — Charles Baudelaire
- I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think. — Emmanuelle Beart
- If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
- Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so… — Halle Berry