"If you're like most members of the Baby……" — Dave Barry

If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided… - Dave Barry

"If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This was inevitable. Mother Nature, in her infinite wisdom, has instilled within each of us a powerful biological instinct to reproduce; this is her way of assuring that the human race, come what may, will never have any disposable income."

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