Margarita Quotes

20 quotes by 17 authors

If life gives you limes, make margaritas. — Jimmy Buffett
I don't want to sit around by the pool luxuriating with a margarita. That's just not what I want to do. — Nicolas Cage
Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be… — Hunter S. Thompson
Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath of a hurricane. — Tom Feeney
We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception. — Chelsea Handler
If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And why? So you… — Steve Guttenberg
Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita — Maxine
It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is? — Amy Neftzger
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. — Nicole Polizzi
A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up. — Denise Richards
If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to have children. This… — Dave Barry
Over the summer we chatted one night while Angie stripped a bed, changed wet sheets, comforted and repajamaed a toddler, and chased down a car… — Jen Lancaster
And although Margarita lived in a world that predated Technicolor, she always dreamed of the boy in rich pastels. — Salvador Plascencia
The cat, covered in dust and standing on its hind legs, bowed to Margarita. Round its neck it was now wearing a made-up white bow… — Mikhail Bulgakov
I wouldnâ€™t like to meet you when youâ€™ve got a revolver,â€ said Margarita with a coquettish look at Azazello. She had a passion for people… — Mikhail Bulgakov
Is that vodka?" Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up in his seat with indignation. "I beg pardon, my queen," he rasped, "Would I ever… — Mikhail Bulgakov
For one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have salt--or Reyes's teeth.… — Darynda Jones
Margarita was never short of money. She could buy whatever she liked. Her husband had plenty of interesting friends. Margarita never had to cook. Margarita… — Mikhail Bulgakov
Drinking a margarita filled up with patron-tequila mmmm Happy Cinco de pysho everybody. — Dahvie Vanity
I would like a summer value meal. with a lake, a boat and a side order of margarita please. — Punkinhead Abhishek

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