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Dave Barry has 529 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant…
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We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it…
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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there…
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Popular Margarita quotes from across the collection:
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If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
— Jimmy Buffett
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I don't want to sit around by the pool luxuriating with a margarita. That's just not what I want to do.
— Nicolas Cage
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Breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor…
— Hunter S. Thompson
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Two things Florida can teach the other 49 states: how to make a good margarita and how to deal with the aftermath…
— Tom Feeney
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We usually have margaritas on Thursdays but since it's Tuesday I'll make an exception.
— Chelsea Handler
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If you put down a list of jobs, doctor, lawyer, janitor, teacher or movie star, everybody would pick the movie star. And…
— Steve Guttenberg
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Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita
— Maxine
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It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?
— Amy Neftzger
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It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.
— Nicole Polizzi
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A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw…
— Denise Richards
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If you're like most members of the Baby Boom generation, you decided somewhere along the line, probably after about four margaritas, to…
— Dave Barry
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Over the summer we chatted one night while Angie stripped a bed, changed wet sheets, comforted and repajamaed a toddler, and chased…
— Jen Lancaster
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