"Until I became a parent, I thought children……" — Dave Barry

"Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all children are born with, like knowing how to operate a remote control or getting high fevers in distant airports."

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Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads… — Russell Baker
To me, the greatest invention of my lifetime is the laptop computer and the fact that I can be working… — Bill Bryson
I haven't isolated myself. I am not living on a yacht somewhere. I am not tucked away or behind a… — Nicolas Cage
I get depressed at airports. — Adam Carolla
Every time you take a train, step into your car, walk into the shopping mall, go to the airport -… — Ayaan Hirsi Ali
I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on… — Fidel Castro
The Commission endorses prevention as the principal strategy to use in deterring illegal entries. We applaud the efforts of innovative… — Barbara Jordan
Our borders are much too porous...We want to keep them open, but we also have to be much more careful.… — Charles Schumer
Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It's just not done. — Unknown Author
In the space age, man will be able to go around the world in two hours - one hour for… — Unknown Author
I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. — Charles M. Schulz
They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call… — George Carlin

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