Remote Control Quotes
41 quotes by 40 authors
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The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a…
— Tom Weir
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Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all…
— Dave Barry
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These UFOs are interplanetary devices systematically observing the earth, either manned or under remote control, or both.
— Benjamin W. Chidlaw
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We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of his time on…
— Campbell Newman
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The Roman Catholic Church has the unique power of keeping remote control over human souls which have once been part of her. G.K. Chesterton has…
— Evelyn Waugh
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Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force…
— Dave Barry
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I just need to do something new.... I've got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I'm ready to start pushing some…
— Cecelia Ahern
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Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base.
— William Arthur Ward
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Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time…
— Paolo Di Canio
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This is not a business where you can hand off and run by remote control.
— David Neeleman
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It's so hard to go to war at home. Go to war, go home, repeat. And that is the future of warfare. Forget about remote…
— Andrew Niccol
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Prayer is not a way to get what we want to happen, like the remote control that comes with the television set. I think that…
— Rachel Naomi Remen
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A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand,…
— Conan O'Brien
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Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun.
— Roger Rosenblatt
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Most Muslim women know it is fear and curiosity that cause people to stare. They know it is ignorance and stereotypes that cause people to…
— Randa Abdel-Fattah
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It gets harder and harder to succeed and find audiences with the 500-channel universe, the remote control, and people being so trigger happy with that…
— David E. Kelley
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Big money and big business, corporations and commerce, are again the undisputed overlords of politics and government. The White House, the Congress and, increasingly, the…
— Bill Moyers
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Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control.
— Eric Sykes
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About the book of Job: If it were today, God might be asking "How does DNA carry traits? How are instincts passed on in animals?…
— Brian D. McLaren
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I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching.
— Gilbert Gottfried
Who Wrote These Remote Control Quotes
40 authors contributed a total of 41 Remote Control Quotes, led by these top contributors: