Remote Control Quotes

41 quotes by 40 authors

The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about communism? There's a… — Tom Weir
Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all… — Dave Barry
These UFOs are interplanetary devices systematically observing the earth, either manned or under remote control, or both. — Benjamin W. Chidlaw
We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of his time on… — Campbell Newman
The Roman Catholic Church has the unique power of keeping remote control over human souls which have once been part of her. G.K. Chesterton has… — Evelyn Waugh
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force… — Dave Barry
I just need to do something new.... I've got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I'm ready to start pushing some… — Cecelia Ahern
Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. — William Arthur Ward
Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time… — Paolo Di Canio
This is not a business where you can hand off and run by remote control. — David Neeleman
It's so hard to go to war at home. Go to war, go home, repeat. And that is the future of warfare. Forget about remote… — Andrew Niccol
Prayer is not a way to get what we want to happen, like the remote control that comes with the television set. I think that… — Rachel Naomi Remen
A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand,… — Conan O'Brien
Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun. — Roger Rosenblatt
Most Muslim women know it is fear and curiosity that cause people to stare. They know it is ignorance and stereotypes that cause people to… — Randa Abdel-Fattah
It gets harder and harder to succeed and find audiences with the 500-channel universe, the remote control, and people being so trigger happy with that… — David E. Kelley
Big money and big business, corporations and commerce, are again the undisputed overlords of politics and government. The White House, the Congress and, increasingly, the… — Bill Moyers
Being deaf and partially blind means I don't really watch TV. I wouldn't know what to do with a remote control. — Eric Sykes
About the book of Job: If it were today, God might be asking "How does DNA carry traits? How are instincts passed on in animals?… — Brian D. McLaren
I'm one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I'm watching. — Gilbert Gottfried

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