Remote Control Quotes

41 quotes by 40 authors

Technology is supposed to make our lives easier, allowing us to do things more quickly and efficiently. But too often it seems to make things… — James Surowiecki
Narrative Collapse is what happens when we no longer have time in which to tell a story. Remote controls and DVRs give us the ability… — Douglas Rushkoff
See, Sway, thatâ€™s what you get for flunking your pilotâ€™s test six timesâ€¦which Iâ€™m pretty sure is a record of some sort. If not for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Come to think of it, that word (choice) shouldn't be applied to people's destinies. Ever. Choice should be relegated to TV and meals: You could… — J R Ward
Unfortunately, real life doesn't have a remote control. — Simone Elkeles
He who controls the remote, controls the world — Julie Garwood
I like being in charge of the remote control. — Cilla Black
Television is the most perfect democracy. You sit there with your remote control and vote. — Aaron Brown
I am like a TV and remote control, because every time I turn on the TV and use the remote control my life becomes bright,… — Menilda Echipare
Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money, others are like the news with sad tales to tell every day,… — Ana Chable
I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad, Carry you around when your arthritis is bad, All I wanna do is grow old with you.… — Robbie Hart
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. — Blondie:)
Play the moments pause the memories. Stop the pain rewind the happiness.wish I can hold my own remote control to do that. — Nix
Disappointments were not meant to destroy you. They were meant to strengthen you and give you fortitude to accomplish your God-given talent. Never allow negative… — Kemmy Nola
Let me fetch the Rocky Road and your favorite pair of sweats. And the little chocolate kisses that you like, the remote control, baby stay… — Miguel Jontel
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. — Daniel Tosh
Can't find the remote control: that's how you know I'm stoned. All you do is call me, I got all the weed, the papers, bongs. — Wiz Khalifa
Yo mammas so lazy shes got a remote control just to operate her remote! Yo mammas so lazy that she came in last place in… — Nate
Don't let negative pictures play on the movie screen of your mind. You own the remote control. All you have to do is change the… — Anmol Andore
Everyone has an inbuilt remote control known as attitude , it can control the way people treat you. Its unfortunate that some people don't know… — Unreal Dude

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