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Remote Control Quotes by Dave Barry
- Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all…
- Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force…
More Remote Control Quotes
- The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn't that what the Russians told us about… — Tom Weir
- About the book of Job: If it were today, God might be asking "How does DNA carry traits? How are instincts passed… — Brian D. McLaren
- Prayer is not a way to get what we want to happen, like the remote control that comes with the television set.… — Rachel Naomi Remen
- A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on… — Conan O'Brien
- Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological… — Dave Barry
- These UFOs are interplanetary devices systematically observing the earth, either manned or under remote control, or both. — Benjamin W. Chidlaw
- We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of… — Campbell Newman
- The Roman Catholic Church has the unique power of keeping remote control over human souls which have once been part of her.… — Evelyn Waugh