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Becoming a mother has been the most amazing experience-in an instant you become strong. You have to be a little bit wiser; it's the most… — Katie Holmes
I have this internal battle between, I need to work, I need to work, I need to work and I need to be home with… — Jennifer Garner
When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts. — Robert Breault
The mother is the most precious possessions of the nation, so precious that society advances its highest well-being when it protects the functions of the… — Ellen Key
There is nothing that can bring you closer to fearlessness about everything else in the world than being a parent - because everyday fears -… — Arianna Huffington
Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful. — Charles Osgood
Playing as children means playing is the most serious thing in the world. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in my… — Brad Pitt
Children are certainly too good to be true. — Robert Louis Stevenson
A rose with all its sweetest leaves yet folded. — Lord Byron
A babe is a mother's anchor. — Henry Ward Beecher
Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. — May Sarton
No one likes change... but babies in diapers. — Barbara Johnson
Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. — Giacomo Leopardi
Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact ... the family brings up baby by being… — Erik Erikson
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids. — Bill Cosby
My point here, young couples, is that baby-having is extremely serious business, and you probably don't have the vaguest idea what you're doing, as is… — Dave Barry
Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all… — Dave Barry
Today's toys contain computer chips, so they can move and talk; this stimulates the mind of your child. Notice I say "your child." MY child… — Dave Barry
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a waiter in Canada… — Erma Bombeck
If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney. — Erma Bombeck
I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. — Erma Bombeck
My son did not show signs of a money deficiency until he opened his small fist in the nursery and found it was empty. — Erma Bombeck
I've always been intrigued with the variety of answers this generation will give their children who ask, "Where did I come from, Mommy?" They will… — Erma Bombeck
For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the… — Erma Bombeck

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