"I've always been intrigued with the variety of……" — Erma Bombeck
"I've always been intrigued with the variety of answers this generation will give their children who ask, "Where did I come from, Mommy?" They will range from "Number 176 vial in Buffalo, New York," to "You were defrosted.""
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Erma Bombeck
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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