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Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in at once. — Jerome K. Jerome
For toddlers I suggest leaving their mittens on year-round, indoors and out. That way they can't get into aspirin bottles, liquor cabinets, or boxes of… — P.J. O'Rourke
The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what… — Paul Reiser
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It… — Phyllis Diller
The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from… — Phyllis Diller
Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.. — Ray Romano
I wasn't really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I'd read about them, and occasionally I'd see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in… — Ray Romano
Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity.. — Ray Romano
Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with… — Tim Allen
Life is expressed in a perpetual sequence of changes. The birth of the child is the death of the baby, just as the birth of… — Arnaud Desjardins
He will kill mice and he will be kind to babies...but when the moon gets up and the night comes, he is the Cat that… — Rudyard Kipling
I really don't believe in abortion. It's like killing a baby. — Justin Bieber
It was a hubba, hubba, ding dang, baby you are just everythang. — Tom Waits
In the old times men carried out their rights for themselves as they lived, but nowadays every baby seems born with a social manifesto in… — Oscar Wilde
The best part of having two babies at once, a son and a daughter, is mostly everything. You're just having that feeling of love inside… — Jennifer Lopez
The boy and girl going hand in hand through a meadow; the mother washing her baby; the sweet simple things in life. We have almost… — Edward Steichen
So he held her and he prayed. Shafts of moonlight on his face. But the baby in her womb, He was the maker of the… — Andrew Peterson
I seemed like a baby bird keeping its truly innocent animal lusts hidden under its wing. I was being tempted, not by the desire of… — Yukio Mishima
She would lift her peignoir above her knees and say to her husband: 'Give baby a kiss...' — Isaac Babel
Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Think of the capacity to learn! The freshness, the temperament, the will… — May Sarton
From the moment of birth, when the Stone-Age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence called love, as… — R. D. Laing
I usually doze off between 7:30 and 9 p.m. while putting my baby to sleep. Then I suddenly wake up remembering I'm an adult with… — Padma Lakshmi
There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it. — Irena Chalmers
I ain't thinking of tomorrow, tomorrow thinks of me like a garcia, bulk of money on tha counter, I told her, baby I see you… — Lil Wayne
I miss your love, I miss your touch But I'm feeling you every day. And I can almost hear you say You've come a long… — Robbie Williams

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