"The jewel in the baby product crown is……" — Paul Reiser
"The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what you push."
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36 Quotes by Paul Reiser
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People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is…
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The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.
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So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being…
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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy…
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Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.
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Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in,
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Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer…
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We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile
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Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together
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And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing,…
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And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get…
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In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and…
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I guess I wanted to leave America for awhile. It wasn't that I wanted to become an expatriate, or just…
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What is going on in America is extreme. The youth cult, they worship youth so much it's almost paranoid. And…
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My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear…
— Desi Arnaz
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When bright young minds can't afford college, America pays the price.
— Arthur Ashe
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Today, the Iraqi citizen sees that America is coming and wants to occupy his country and kill him, and he…
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Is there an equality of power between America and Iraq? Definitely not; however, the Iraqi people are standing fast and…
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There's no lack of writers writing novels in America, about America. Therefore, it seems to me it would be wasteful…
— Chinua Achebe
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God bless the USA, so large, so friendly, and so rich.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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You know there are no secrets in America. It's quite different in England, where people think of a secret as…
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A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks…
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It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do…
— John James Audubon
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