Paul Reiser Quotes
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People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your…
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The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.
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The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what…
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So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses develop…
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There's something that happens in that delivery room, when a woman becomes ten times more a woman, and a guy becomes six times less a…
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Marriage is just an elaborate game that allows two selfish people to periodically feel that they're not.
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Two or three times a week, I drive by the houses of numbers 78-100 just to rub it in,
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Nothing would make me happier if Peter Falk would finally win his Oscar for this. Not just as the writer but as a fan and…
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We have such a long, familiar history with Peter Falk. The minute his mug is on that screen people smile
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Every time I see Peter Falk in the movie I think that would be great. We'd be fun together
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And after you've done the acting, there's a lot of places you can put your input - in the editing, in the production of it,…
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And in that time, I lost my dad and had kids of my own. It was like, OK, I get it now. I know what…
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In fact, I had the idea because of Peter Falk. I saw my dad watching a Peter Falk movie and something clicked in my head.…
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I'd never directed before and this movie's too important to me to put in the hands of some guy who has never directed. Even if…
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Field of Dreams is the only movie - and I saw it in the theater - on an afternoon when I was on location somewhere,…
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But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for that…
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But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this…
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It's not like some movies where you're following a bunch of different stories you can cut around. There was nowhere to cut to. It's these…
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I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers and car seats…
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But the two of them together, broke my heart. Olympia and Peter, those scenes... When they're kissing in their 20s and then kissing in their…
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