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Baby Quotes by Paul Reiser
- People often ask me, "What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?" In a word? Moisture. Everything in my life is now more moist. Between your…
- The jewel in the baby product crown is the stroller. And if in America you are what you drive, then in Parentland, you are what…
- So where did these cravings come from? I concluded it's the baby ordering in. Prenatal takeout. Even without ever being in a restaurant, fetuses develop…
- But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for that…
- But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this…
- I remember my wife and I used to get on plane and see everybody else with their babies. They'd be putting strollers and car seats…
- They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them.
- Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.
More Baby Quotes
- Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like that, big… — David Attenborough
- A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. — Enid Bagnold
- There is a 'sanctity' involved with bringing a child into this world: it is better than bombing one out of it. — James A. Baldwin
- I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.' — Tyra Banks
- It's not like I want to hop on a bandwagon, because I said it 15 years ago - bringing a child into… — Tyra Banks
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes… — Dave Barry
- If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -… — Dave Barry
- I feel like some of my baby fat is going away, and that's not just physically, it's psychologically. I think that your… — Drew Barrymore
- There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging… — Charles Baudelaire
- I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think. — Emmanuelle Beart
- If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? — Milton Berle
- Having a baby takes so much from you. It's the most glorious thing you'll ever do, but the aftermath is not so… — Halle Berry