"Give an average baby a fair chance, and……" — Jerome K. Jerome
"Give an average baby a fair chance, and if it doesn't do something it oughtn't to a doctor should be called in at once."
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108 Quotes by Jerome K. Jerome
Jerome K. Jerome has 108 quotes on this site.
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I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my…
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The world must be rather a rough place for clever people. Ordinary folk dislike them, and as for themselves, they…
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Opportunities flit by while we sit regretting the chances we have lost, and the happiness that comes to us we…
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Ambition is only vanity ennobled.
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What readers ask nowadays in a book is that it should improve, instruct, and elevate. This book wouldn't elevate a…
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Angels may be very excellent sort of folk in their own way, but we, poor mortals in our present state,…
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When a man or woman loves to brood over a sorrow and takes care to keep it green in their…
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A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make…
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Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
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I love the chill October days, when the brown leaves lie thick and sodden underneath your feet ... the evenings…
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The odour of Burgundy, and the smell of French sauces, and the sight of clean napkins and long loaves, knocked…
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I could not conjure up one melancholy fancy upon a mutton chop and a glass of champagne.
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For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living…
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I made my living being 20 or 30 pounds heavier than the average model. And that's where I got famous.
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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
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I had two family members involved in World War I: two great-uncles. One of them is on a memorial in…
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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all…
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If a speculator is correct half of the time, he is hitting a good average. Even being right 3 or…
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Just to keep up with population growth, on average our economy needs to be adding about 125,000 jobs per month.
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